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81.  
"I can't see my forehead!"
Patrick, SpongeBob SquarePants    

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82.  
"Remember, when in doubt, pinky out."
Patrick, Sponge Bob Squarepants    

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83.  
"No Patrick, horseradish is not an instrument either."
Squidward, Sponge Bob Squarepants    

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84.  
"Ah! Get your feet out of my eye sockets!"
Tatletale Strangler, Spongebob Squarepants    

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85.  
"I'd dream I fell & hurt my head my head on a fishbowl, hurt myself just bad enough to work graveyard shift at a convenience store. A group of Hari Krishnas always came in at 4am and bought 16 gallons of Mr. Slushi and a package of banana flavored Ding Dongs, then the Swedish Bikini Team jumped out of a magazine and read Moby Dick to me inside a giant carton of cottage cheese. Why? I'd ask myself, what could it mean? Am I mad or is the world just a mystery to complex to understand?"
Cornfed, Duckman    

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86.  
"What do you got for me. Things, stuff, more things and stuff?"
Duckman    

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87.  
"Would you ask picasso to sell his guitars?"
Dewey, School of Rock    

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88.  
"I'm not a satanic sex god any more, I'm a working stiff."
Ned Schneebly, School of Rock    

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89.  
"I would say that what you got here is a potential supersonic chicken."
Adam, MythBusters    

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90.  
"Any day we create that much shrapnel is a good day."
Jamie, MythBusters    

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