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751.  
"Why else would there be JUST jelly in a glove box?"
Junior, Reno 911    

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752.  
"God damnit, he's a hobo ringmaster!"
Jim Dangle, Reno 911    

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753.  
"Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn."
Benjamin Franklin    

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754.  
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading."
Steve Jobs    

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755.  
"That's not lovely, it's a piece of shit!"
Eddie Murphy, Delirious    

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756.  
"I am so sorry, but her soupface scared the shit out of me. My voice is not that high."
Cleon Salmon, The Slammin' Salmon    

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757.  
"Each time I don't see a hunchback, you're getting that much richer."
Larry, This is 40    

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758.  
"No way, he's too old to time travel."
Arnau, Safety not garanteed    

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759.  
"All adventurous women do."
Hannah, Girls    

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760.  
"It was so cold today I saw a squirrel in Central Park roasting his nuts!"
David Letterman    

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