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Here are some funny, absurd, insightful or motivational quotes I've heard or found on the web.
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731. | "If you want to go quickly, go alone. If you want to go far, go together." |
732. | "You got a dream... You gotta protect it. People can't do somethin' themselves, they wanna tell you you can't do it. If you want somethin', go get it. Period." |
733. | "If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain." |
734. | "The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook." |
735. | "Just follow your heart. That's what I do." |
736. | "It's kind of like E.T. only with a lot more uh... going down on chicks." |
737. | "Bring only your strength, your honor and a check for $300." |
738. | "Nothing worse than an old wine." |
739. | "You cut your own hair and you suck your own dick? You're like a swiss army knife." |
740. | "How in the fuck is Top Gun music playing?" |
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