QuoteAddict
Here are some funny, absurd, insightful or motivational quotes I've heard or found on the web.
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671. | "Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Beyonce has one of the best videos of all time!" |
672. | "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." |
673. | "Where do we keep all our chainsaws, Mom?" |
674. | "I gotta get my life some writers." |
675. | "You rate especialy low among tigers and six year old white males." |
676. | "The way to screw up somebody's life is to give them what they want." |
677. | "Good looking people turn me off. Myself included." |
678. | "Look lady, you can't just come barging in into people's lofts, wanting sex them then change your mind, then telling them that they've been at a day spa for a week." |
679. | "I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is." |
680. | "When small men begin to cast big shadows, it means that the sun is about to set." |
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