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Here are some funny, absurd, insightful or motivational quotes I've heard or found on the web.
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661. | "It was the funniest, bloodiest, most rabies-filled day ever." |
662. | "Again, you can't connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future." |
663. | "Now why exactly can I not wear my loafers. What is the danger there?" |
664. | "Don't worry, siblings. We'll sell that nice man a box of cookies, or die trying. Or try dying. Or do some tie-dyeing." |
665. | "You can't control the timing of when a canoe is gonna come into your life." |
666. | "I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards." |
667. | "I never waste time looking back." |
668. | "This is not out of the blue, this is smack dab in the middle of the blue." |
669. | "Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on its ass!" |
670. | "It's better to be at the bottom of a ladder you want to climb then half way up one you don't." |
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