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Here are some funny, absurd, insightful or motivational quotes I've heard or found on the web.
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31. | "I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction." |
32. | "Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship." |
33. | "I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know." |
34. | "It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning." |
35. | "As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever. You've taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations." |
36. | "It's only work if somebody makes you do it." |
37. | "I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple." |
38. | "If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again." |
39. | "One of my baby teeth came out! I have to say, I'm not entirely comfortable holding a piece of my own head." |
40. | "I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night!" |
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