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Here are some funny, absurd, insightful or motivational quotes I've heard or found on the web.
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341. | "Well, I gotta go rock. And if you see Holdin, tell him his balls are clean." |
342. | "I stopped trying to be anything. I accepted myself in all my human disorder. You might wanna do the same." |
343. | "But, Justin, just pray you don't fool yourself into thinking you've got the answer. Because that's bullshit. The trick is living without an answer. I think." |
344. | "You are not alone. You are not afraid. You don't need your thumb, and your thumb doesn't need you." |
345. | "Don't taste my pants." |
346. | "And sometimes the things you can't change, they end up changing you." |
347. | "Wake up every day as if on purpose." |
348. | "Don't try to confuse me with the facts." |
349. | "Boy, I guess it's true what they say, huh? There's a fine line between gardening and madness." |
350. | "I don't believe there's a man, women, or child alive today who doesn't enjoy a lovely beverage." |
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