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Here are some funny, absurd, insightful or motivational quotes I've heard or found on the web.
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321. | "I don't suppose this is about happy squirrels?" |
322. | "I laugh in the face of danger, then I run and hide until it goes away." |
323. | "We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode." |
324. | "He looked bigger when I couldn't see him." |
325. | "If you can't do something smart, do something right." |
326. | "I'm fine... but Charlotte, maybe your 'hmmm hmmm' would like an order of fries?" |
327. | "Oh, I forgot to tell you, I'm a fire hydrant!" |
328. | "My vagina's depressed." |
329. | "The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor." |
330. | "Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with..." |
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