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Here are some funny, absurd, insightful or motivational quotes I've heard or found on the web.
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311. | "So, a surfboard-foot-sized monster came aboard, did a jigsaw, drained our memories and broke a couple of legs, so what?" |
312. | "It was horrible. Horrible. But driving fast behind the ambulance was fantastic!" |
313. | "Someday? Someday my dream will come? One night you will wake up and discover it never happened. It's all turned around on you. It never will. Suddenly you are old. Didn't happen, and it never will, because you were never going to do it anyway. You'll push it into memory and then zone out in your barco lounger, being hypnotized by daytime TV for the rest of your life. Don't you talk to me about murder. All it ever took was a down payment on a Lincoln town car. That girl, you can't even call that girl. What the fuck are you still doing driving a cab?" |
314. | "Kinda hot in these rhinos." |
315. | "If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might've been killed." |
316. | "Of course not. This is a lovely room of death." |
317. | "What part of punching you in the face do you not understand?" |
318. | "Please stop whatever you're doing. You smell like fruit roll-ups." |
319. | "Anyone who's not having fun here, follow me." |
320. | "People to see, demons to kill." |
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