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Here are some funny, absurd, insightful or motivational quotes I've heard or found on the web.
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301. | "It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything." |
302. | "First you have to give up, first you have to *know*... not fear... *know*... that someday you're gonna die." |
303. | "This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time." |
304. | "Gary, you can't take a pitch pipe out of someone's hand when they're in the middle of a very funky groove!" |
305. | "The only thing that helps me maintain my slender grip on reality is the friendship I share with my collection of singing potatoes." |
306. | "Kryten personal black box recording. Time: unknown. Location: unknown. Cause of accident: unknown. Should someone find this recording, perhaps it will shed light as to what happened here." |
307. | "I have a medium-sized fire axe buried in my spinal column. That sort of thing can really put a crimp on your day." |
308. | "On a mining ship, three million years into deep space, can someone explain to me where the smeg I got this traffic cone?!" |
309. | "Just lie back, relax, and i'll go slip into my spider man costume." |
310. | "The time for talking is over. Now call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard, and we hit it fast, with a major, and I mean major, leaflet campaign." |
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