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21.  
"I'm not having enough fun right now."
Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes    

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22.  
"Careful. We don't want to learn from this."
Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes    

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23.  
"Aww mom, you act like I'm not even wearing a bungie cord!"
Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes    

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24.  
"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."
Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes    

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25.  
"The only permanent rule in calvinball is that you can't play the same way twice!"
Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes    

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26.  
"This one's tricky. You have to use imaginary numbers, like eleventeen..."
Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes    

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27.  
"I propose we leave math to the machines and go play outside."
Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes    

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28.  
"I liked things better when I didn't understand them."
Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes    

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29.  
"Yep, the playground is a lot more fun after class starts."
Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes    

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30.  
"I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal."
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