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261.  
"This movie is good enough to have been based on a novel."
Peggy, King of the Hill    

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262.  
"Boil up some Mountain Dew, it's going to be a long night."
Dale, King of the Hill    

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263.  
"I don't want a new life Hank. I liked my life and my tacos the way they were."
Enrique, King of the Hill    

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264.  
"I am a bear of very little brain, and long words bother me."
Winnie the Pooh    

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265.  
"Quick, man! Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!
Powdered Toast Man, Ren & Stimpy    

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266.  
"Man, good thing that planet was there, or we never would have stopped."
Ren, Ren & Stimpy    

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267.  
"Everything's so clear to me now. I'm the King of the Cheese, and you're the Lemon Merchant."
Ren, Ren & Stimpy    

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268.  
"Ahem. Presenting the Cheese-A-Phone. Now we can communicate with various cheeses, regardless of their foreign tongue. Go ahead, Ren, say something in Limburger."
Stimpy, Ren and Stimpy    

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269.  
"I like liking life a lot more than hating it."
Stan, South Park    

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270.  
"Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way."
Uncle Jimbo, South Park    

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