QuoteAddict
Here are some funny, absurd, insightful or motivational quotes I've heard or found on the web.
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201. | "It's dolomite, baby!" |
202. | "Which last night?" |
203. | "Don't do anything that affects anything. Unless it turns out you were supposed to do it, in which case for the love of God. Don't not do it!" |
204. | "Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything." |
205. | "Somewhere between not at all and entirely." |
206. | "Ah well, there'll be no epic battle today." |
207. | "Alas, our Kitten class attack ships were no match for their mighty chairs!" |
208. | "I saved the space-time continuum, and 40% of your rectum." |
209. | "Everyone out of the universe, quick!" |
210. | "When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all." |
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