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131.  
"If you need me, i'll be in space."
Peter, Family Guy    

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132.  
"After today only half the people who ever called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it."
Peter, Family Guy    

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133.  
"Here, go buy yourself some more money."
Peter, Family Guy    

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134.  
"I want them to have new hats!"
Stewie, Family Guy    

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135.  
"Oh dang, now I hate windmills even more!"
Cleveland, Family Guy    

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136.  
"I love this job more than I love taffy ... and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy."
Adam West, Family Guy    

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137.  
"It's time for me to bend over and receive my destiny."
Bart, The Simpsons    

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138.  
"I can't get a straight answer out of this crazy hemisphere."
Bart, The Simpsons    

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139.  
"Everything tastes better when it's lassoed."
Bart, The Simpsons    

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140.  
"You should have thought of that *before* I glued all this stuff to my face."
Bart, The Simpsons    

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