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101.  
"Three minutes ago I was watching cartoons and eating a banana."
Robert, "Everybody Loves Raymond"    

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102.  
"I should have went to the doctor tomorrow."
Raymond, Everybody Loves Raymond    

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103.  
"That was one good minute!"
Joey, Friends    

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104.  
"There is a fine line between love and hate and it turns out that fine line is a scarf."
Rachel, Friends    

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105.  
"I don't know, they both want to live in a house of cheese! I don't know how you fight that."
Phoebe, Friends    

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106.  
"Watch, learn, and don't eat my cookie."
Phoebe, Friends    

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107.  
"No thanks, I just had a jar of mustard."
Chandler, Friends    

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108.  
"I can handle this. 'Handle' is my middle name. Actually, 'handle' is the middle of my first name."
Chandler, Friends    

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109.  
"You know, that bastard is one smooth talking freelance kite designer."
Phoebe, Friends    

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110.  
"It's like the Olympics plus World Series plus the birth of your first child all multiplied by X, where X equals 'awesome'."
John Hodgman, The Daily Show    

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