QuoteAddict
Here are some funny, absurd, insightful or motivational quotes I've heard or found on the web.
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91. | "This is a dream that I have had since lunch, and I am not giving up on it now." |
92. | "Fool me once, strike 1. Fool me twice, strike 3." |
93. | "I can't tell you how much guacamole I have ended up eating, over the years." |
94. | "I ate more fettuccini alfredo, and drank less water than I have in my entire life." |
95. | "Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I HAVE to be liked. But it's not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised." |
96. | "That's it, I want to talk to this guy. Put me in his ear." |
97. | "I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at sixty pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?" |
98. | "If we have to defend ourselves, I will stab the security guard in the eye with a jumbo chalk." |
99. | "The eyes are the groin of the head." |
100. | "Those are the money beets." |
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